Starpuff Specials are FINAL SALE and not eligible for return or exchange.

This curve hugging knit sweater with loose bishop sleeves and thumbholes in the gauntlet will help you look your best while making you a total klutz around plants and baskets. 

• Boatneck Neckline with Bishop Sleeves with Thumbholes in the Cuffs
• Hi-Low Hem and Oversized Fit
• Acrylic/Rayon/Polyester/Spandex Yarn
• Colors may vary due to monitor settings

• We are discontinuing our Metal Label on the back neck on knitwear to reduce the wear on the garments, this style will not feature the metal label

Please note: Every knit is slightly different, so every version of this sweater in different colors may vary slightly in measurements from others. Every yarn color and style reacts differently so while we work off of patterns each piece may have slight variances from our size charts or specs. 

Kristen is modeling the Production 3/4XL. She has a 47” Bust, 54” Waist, 64” Hips and is 5’5”. She generally wears a 3XL in our pieces.

Sarah is modeling the Sample M/L. She has a 48” Bust, 40” Waist, 51” Hips, and is 5’6”. She tends to wear our XLs.

Kelsey is 5'9" and is wearing our Sample M/L. She has a 36" Bust, 26" Waist, and 42" Hip. She'd be better in the XS/S.

Maydelle is modeling the Sample M/L but would prefer the XL/2XL for a true oversize fit. She has a 47” Chest, 39” Waist, 47” Hips, and is 5’9. She generally wears an XL in our pieces.

Maddox is modeling the Sample M/L. He has a 45" Chest and 43" Hip and is 5'9". He fits best in our Unisex Large or Women's XL Pieces. 

We get it. Life is overwhelming and the constant world-ending events happening every day is exhausting. We've lived through dozens of historical events every year and we're so f*cking tired of it all. 

So we thought we'd offer a small break from the horror show that is this world with a small add-on to your order. Want a little extra gift but not sure what you want? Let us throw it into your package and give you an extra surprise to brighten your day. 

Small Crisis may be smaller accessories.

Medium Crisis may be a few small accessories or a larger accessory.

Large Crisis may be clothing items or several accessories (we would try to match whatever size is in the box if it's a sized item, or will go through your purchase history to try and find a good surprise!).

Extra Large may be a clothing item or something crazy!

Who knows?! But we hope these surprises at least bring a smile to your face! 

All Existential Crisis Surprises are final sale.

This item *must* be added to an order with other product in it. Any purchases of just this listing with nothing else will risk being refunded to store credit.