Starpuff Specials are FINAL SALE and not eligible for return or exchange.

You have nothing to prove, but everyone will see how amazing you look in your new Corps Sweater Vest! Made overseas in a partner factory, the dual sizing allows for you to look how you want to style it. This is the first in our import line of more affordable fashion, so power up and pack a punch in fashion!

• Pullover Sweater Vest with a Boxy Fit
• 50% Cotton/50% Acrylic
• Elhoffer International Label - These are made in partnership with our small overseas partner!
• Colors may vary due to monitor settings.

This knit has a 2-4" Stretch. Measurement specs are of un-stretched sweaters. This is designed for a more feminine body to have a relaxed fit. Feminine bodies can order their standard Elhoffer Design size for a slouchy look, or down for a slightly more fitted look.

The Dragon is modeling the Production XS/S. She wears size 8 kids clothing. It's big on her for sure, but she still loved it and it would've been great with a turtleneck longsleeve dress under it! 

Max has a 39” Chest, 33” Waist, 39" Hip and is 5’10”. They're rocking the Production XS/S. 

Alysia is modeling the Production XL/2XL. She has a 52” Chest, 46” Waist, 55” Hips, and is 5’4”.

Lynsi is modeling the Production XS/S. She has a 37” Chest, 29” Waist, 44” Hips, and is 5’5.5”.

Bee is modeling the Production 3XL/4XL. She has a 56” Chest, 53.5” Waist, 61” Hips, and is 5’8.

Kelsey is modeling the Production XS/S. She has a 36” Chest, 27” Waist, 42” Hips, and is 5’9”.

Photos by Lauren Elisabeth Photo

We get it. Life is overwhelming and the constant world-ending events happening every day is exhausting. We've lived through dozens of historical events every year and we're so f*cking tired of it all. 

So we thought we'd offer a small break from the horror show that is this world with a small add-on to your order. Want a little extra gift but not sure what you want? Let us throw it into your package and give you an extra surprise to brighten your day. 

Small Crisis may be smaller accessories.

Medium Crisis may be a few small accessories or a larger accessory.

Large Crisis may be clothing items or several accessories (we would try to match whatever size is in the box if it's a sized item, or will go through your purchase history to try and find a good surprise!).

Extra Large may be a clothing item or something crazy!

Who knows?! But we hope these surprises at least bring a smile to your face! 

All Existential Crisis Surprises are final sale.

This item *must* be added to an order with other product in it. Any purchases of just this listing with nothing else will risk being refunded to store credit.