We are burdened
with glorious purple
with glorious purple
This piece is intended to be fitted and cropped and is knit to be incredibly stretchy, so you can size down if needed but it will be even more cropped. Sizing up is pretty easy in this piece, it adds slight length.
Maydelle is modeling the Production XL. She has a 47” Chest, 39” Waist, 47” Hips, and is 5’9. She generally wears an XL in our pieces.
We changed our Mystery Boxes due to economic issues, so to offer a lower price mystery we changed to our Existential Crisis Mode where you can select the price you want to pay and we'll send you a surprise item from our warehouse!
If grabbing our Existential Crisis Mode we go through your purchase history to try and select something that will feel more personal to you or may be something we think you would love to try but maybe have avoided. You can leave a note at checkout of your size if you'd want to make sure you get a fit you prefer! We can't promise we won't send you something you may already, but we try to make it fun!
We get it. Life is overwhelming and the constant world-ending events happening every day is exhausting. We've lived through dozens of historical events every year and we're so f*cking tired of it all.
So we thought we'd offer a small break from the horror show that is this world with a small add-on to your order. Want a little extra gift but not sure what you want? Let us throw it into your package and give you an extra surprise to brighten your day.
Small Crisis may be smaller accessories.
Medium Crisis may be a few small accessories or a larger accessory.
Large Crisis may be clothing items or several accessories (we would try to match whatever size is in the box if it's a sized item, or will go through your purchase history to try and find a good surprise!).
Extra Large may be a clothing item or something crazy!
Who knows?! But we hope these surprises at least bring a smile to your face!
All Existential Crisis Surprises are final sale.
This item *must* be added to an order with other product in it. Any purchases of just this listing with nothing else will risk being refunded to store credit.
★★★★★Every piece is truly gorgeous and you can tell they take a lot of pride in the quality of work. It's amazing to have a company that really and truly wants to cater to the market of geeky nerdy women when there are so few out there that do.
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★★★★★Elhoffer is a wonderful company who makes such beautiful, high quality pieces. I adore everything I have purchased andI think they go out of their way to make sure their customers are happy and taken care of.
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Chino, CA
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Nashua, NH
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