Starpuff Specials are FINAL SALE and not eligible for return or exchange.

With the magic crafted into this knit we hope you'll get the discernment to find the correct path to success and protect you in battle, and with this knit dolman with loose open fit, you'll be comfy on the journey. 

• Two Sizes: XS-L, XL-3X - Both will fit anyone, but if you want it slouchier for plus size, order the larger size
• Acrylic/Rayon/Polyester/Spandex Blended Yarn
• Colors may vary due to monitor settings
• We are discontinuing our Metal Label on the back neck on knitwear to reduce the wear on the garments, this style will not feature the metal label

This is an oversized shrug, so fit is loose and adjustable. In general we recommend if you wear up to a Large in our sweaters to order the XS - L. If you're an XL - 3/4XL in the sweaters you can get the XL-3XL!  

Kevin is modeling the Production XL-3XL. He has a 37” chest, 30” Waist, and is 6’1”.

Zoe is modeling the Sample XL-3XL. She has a 48” Chest, 40” Waist, 50” Hips, and is 5’2. 

Courtney is modeling the Sample XL-3XL; she has a 35" Bust, a 26" Waist, and is 5'4.5". 

Maydelle is modeling the Sample XL-3XL. She has a 47” Chest, 39” Waist, 47” Hips, and is 5’9. 

Whitney has a 35.5" Bust, 28" Waist, 38" Hip, and is 5'3". Whitney is modeling the Sample XL-3XL but would've been better in our XS-L.

Max has a 39” Chest, 33” Waist, 39" Hip and is 5’10”. They're rocking the Sample XL-3XL. 

We get it. Life is overwhelming and the constant world-ending events happening every day is exhausting. We've lived through dozens of historical events every year and we're so f*cking tired of it all. 

So we thought we'd offer a small break from the horror show that is this world with a small add-on to your order. Want a little extra gift but not sure what you want? Let us throw it into your package and give you an extra surprise to brighten your day. 

Small Crisis may be smaller accessories.

Medium Crisis may be a few small accessories or a larger accessory.

Large Crisis may be clothing items or several accessories (we would try to match whatever size is in the box if it's a sized item, or will go through your purchase history to try and find a good surprise!).

Extra Large may be a clothing item or something crazy!

Who knows?! But we hope these surprises at least bring a smile to your face! 

All Existential Crisis Surprises are final sale.

This item *must* be added to an order with other product in it. Any purchases of just this listing with nothing else will risk being refunded to store credit.