Starpuff Specials are FINAL SALE and not eligible for return or exchange.

For those who love or hate sand, this longline cardigan is essential to any wardrobe. A loose fit but slim style with front pockets, thumbholes, and a huge hood, it's perfect to throw on over any look to add a bit of warmth for nights out or if you get cold on your starcruiser. 

• Featuring an Open Front Cardigan with an Oversized Hood, Thumbholes, and Front Patch Pockets
• Acrylic/Rayon/Poly/Spandex blended knit yarn
• Colors may vary due to monitor settings

Our Longlines are made to be slightly looser fit with a huge hood. Feminine bodies can order their standard Elhoffer Design size for a light slouchy look, or down for a more fitted look. 

Max has a 39” Chest, 33” Waist, 39" Hip and is 5’10”. They're rocking the Production XL.

Logan is modeling the Production 3XL. She has a 54.5” Chest, 50” Waist, 62” hips, and is 5’7”.

Susan is modeling the Sample 2XL but would have a better fit in a Small for a fitted look or Medium for a loose fit. She has a 32" Bust, 25" Waist, 36” Hips, and is 5'9". 

Stacy is modeling the

Sample 2XL. She has a 46.5” Chest, 42” Waist, 50.5” Hips, and is 5’6”. Photos by Lauren Elisabeth Photo

Harley is modeling the

Sample 2XL but would have a better fit in a Small. She has a 36” Chest, 27” Waist, 39” Hips, and is 5’7”. Photos by Lauren Elisabeth Photo

Kevin is modeling the

Sample 2XL and could size down for a more fitted look. He has a 37” chest, 30” Waist, and is 6’1”. Photos by Lauren Elisabeth Photo

We get it. Life is overwhelming and the constant world-ending events happening every day is exhausting. We've lived through dozens of historical events every year and we're so f*cking tired of it all. 

So we thought we'd offer a small break from the horror show that is this world with a small add-on to your order. Want a little extra gift but not sure what you want? Let us throw it into your package and give you an extra surprise to brighten your day. 

Small Crisis may be smaller accessories.

Medium Crisis may be a few small accessories or a larger accessory.

Large Crisis may be clothing items or several accessories (we would try to match whatever size is in the box if it's a sized item, or will go through your purchase history to try and find a good surprise!).

Extra Large may be a clothing item or something crazy!

Who knows?! But we hope these surprises at least bring a smile to your face! 

All Existential Crisis Surprises are final sale.

This item *must* be added to an order with other product in it. Any purchases of just this listing with nothing else will risk being refunded to store credit.