Starpuff Specials are FINAL SALE and not eligible for return or exchange.

With the magic crafted into this knit with the rune work on the front and back we hope you'll get the discernment to find the correct path to success and protect you in battle, and with this knit dolman with loose open fit, you'll be comfy on the journey. 

• Two Sizes: XS-L, XL-3X - Both will fit anyone, but if you want it slouchier for plus size, order the larger size
• Acrylic/Rayon/Polyester/Spandex Blended Yarn
• Colors may vary due to monitor settings

This is an oversized shrug, so fit is loose and adjustable. In general we recommend if you wear up to a Large in our sweaters to order the XS - L. If you're an XL - 3/4XL in the sweaters you can get the XL-3XL!  

Kelsey is modeling the Production XS-L. She has a 36” Chest, 27” Waist, 42” Hips, and is 5’9”

Bernadette is modeling the Production XL-3XL, but would've been better in the XS-L. She has a 40” Bust, 35” Waist, 41” Hips, and is 5’6”. 

Tas is modeling the Sample XL-3XL. They have a 51” Bust, 39.5” Waist, 52” Hips, and are 5’6”. Note the rib in the sample is a lavender that we changed to marled with the dark purple in production. 

We get it. Life is overwhelming and the constant world-ending events happening every day is exhausting. We've lived through dozens of historical events every year and we're so f*cking tired of it all. 

So we thought we'd offer a small break from the horror show that is this world with a small add-on to your order. Want a little extra gift but not sure what you want? Let us throw it into your package and give you an extra surprise to brighten your day. 

Small Crisis may be smaller accessories.

Medium Crisis may be a few small accessories or a larger accessory.

Large Crisis may be clothing items or several accessories (we would try to match whatever size is in the box if it's a sized item, or will go through your purchase history to try and find a good surprise!).

Extra Large may be a clothing item or something crazy!

Who knows?! But we hope these surprises at least bring a smile to your face! 

All Existential Crisis Surprises are final sale.

This item *must* be added to an order with other product in it. Any purchases of just this listing with nothing else will risk being refunded to store credit.