Starpuff Specials are FINAL SALE and not eligible for return or exchange.

Designed to blend into the background on any planet on the outer rim, this knit hoodie features 2-toned heathered knits with textured accents down the sleeves, kangaroo pockets to hold datapads and imperial credits, and a decent sized hood to hide your face from imperial forces.

• Unisex Fit Knit Hoodie with Separating Front Zipper and Front Kangaroo Pockets
• Acrylic/Poly/Rayon Blended Yarn
• Colors may vary due to monitor settings
• Photos are of a sample that will be changing in production. We're working on a more defined rib with this knit on the shoulders and sleeves, but may not be successful in production due to torquing when knitting. 

This is one of our Unisex pieces, meaning we fit it on a male body for a Medium. This piece is designed for a more feminine body to have a relaxed fit, and for a more masculine body to be more fitted. Masculine bodies may want to size up for a relaxed fit. Feminine bodies can order their standard Elhoffer Design size for a slouchy look, or down for a slightly more fitted look, or two sizes down for a very fitted look.

Max has a 39” Chest, 33” Waist, 39" Hip and is 5’10”. They're rocking the Production Medium.

Whitney has a 40" Bust, 30" Waist, 38" Hip, and is 5'3". Whitney is modeling the

Production Medium.

Bernadette is modeling the Production Medium. She has a 40” Bust, 36.5” Waist, 43” Hips, and is 5’6”. She generally wears a L in our pieces.

We get it. Life is overwhelming and the constant world-ending events happening every day is exhausting. We've lived through dozens of historical events every year and we're so f*cking tired of it all. 

So we thought we'd offer a small break from the horror show that is this world with a small add-on to your order. Want a little extra gift but not sure what you want? Let us throw it into your package and give you an extra surprise to brighten your day. 

Small Crisis may be smaller accessories.

Medium Crisis may be a few small accessories or a larger accessory.

Large Crisis may be clothing items or several accessories (we would try to match whatever size is in the box if it's a sized item, or will go through your purchase history to try and find a good surprise!).

Extra Large may be a clothing item or something crazy!

Who knows?! But we hope these surprises at least bring a smile to your face! 

All Existential Crisis Surprises are final sale.

This item *must* be added to an order with other product in it. Any purchases of just this listing with nothing else will risk being refunded to store credit.